the brandnames essays

Naming science for founders who ship

Sound symbolism, phonetic breakdowns, and case studies — written for founders who want a name that's defensible, memorable, and impossible to confuse with anyone else in the category.

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The naming science glossary

A plain-English glossary of the science that decides how a brand name lands, sound symbolism, processing fluency, optimal incongruity and the rest, each defined with the research behind it.

10 min · 2026.06.17
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Why polarizing names beat the safe ones

The choice was never safe or polarizing. It is where your name sits on one curve, and the names that win break the category's pattern just enough to be noticed while staying easy to say.

9 min · 2026.06.17
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Sound symbolism in brand names, is it real and how to use it

Run a 60-second test on yourself, see why the effect has held for almost a century, then turn the two phonetic dials a founder actually controls.

12 min · 2026.06.15
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How to name a brand (without a $100K agency or a random AI)

Most naming guides chase the wrong target. Fifty years of linguistic research says polarizing beats memorable, and the sound a name makes does more work than the meaning. Here's what to do instead.

17 min · 2026.05.11