the brandnames essays

Naming science for founders who ship

Sound symbolism, phonetic breakdowns, and case studies — written for founders who want a name that's defensible, memorable, and impossible to confuse with anyone else in the category.

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Why some brand names are unforgettable, and the memory science of distinctive names

Some names are easier to pull from memory because they break their category's pattern and because the mind retrieves real words more reliably than invented ones.

11 min · 2026.06.19
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Is a brand naming service worth it? The honest math from the buyer's side

Worth it gets argued against the sticker price. A name is a liability you carry for years, and the real cost is set later. Here is the buyer-side math.

10 min · 2026.06.19
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The brand naming mistakes that surface months after you pick the name

The naming mistakes that cost the most pass on launch day and send the bill months later. Here is each one, and the cheap check that catches it first.

10 min · 2026.06.19
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What 5,000 brand names sound like

Run 5,000 DTC names through a phonetic sieve and one average name falls out. It does not exist, and it would sit unnoticed on any shelf. Here is the read.

12 min · 2026.06.19
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When to hire a naming strategist (and the six signs you already need one)

A name is worth paying to fix only once it turns load-bearing. Six honest signs to check whether yours has crossed that line.

12 min · 2026.06.18
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The four ways a brand name fails after launch (and the early signal for each)

Most names that fail were not bad names. They passed every test at launch and broke later, in one of four ways. Each mode, and the signal that predicts it.

11 min · 2026.06.18
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Processing fluency in brand names, why the mind trusts what it can say easily

Processing fluency is how easily a name moves through the mind, and the mind quietly trusts what moves easily. The science, and the levers that set it.

11 min · 2026.06.18
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Lululemon name meaning, why the three L's actually work

An invented word that means nothing became a verb for a category. The reason is in the sound, three soft L sounds, a doubled lu, and a name effortless to say.

10 min · 2026.06.18
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Naming agency vs AI generator vs naming service, by your stage

Three real ways to get a brand name, and the right one depends less on your budget than on the stage your brand is at. An honest guide, including the option most founders never see.

11 min · 2026.06.18
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How much does brand naming cost? A field guide from free to six figures

A single brand name can cost nothing or a quarter of a million dollars. Here is the honest map of every rung, what each one actually buys, and the option the other guides leave off.

12 min · 2026.06.18
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We analyzed 5,000 DTC brand names. Only 27% are invented words.

Most naming advice says invent a word. Across 5,018 real direct-to-consumer brand names, only about a quarter are, and the most common move is borrowing a word that already exists.

10 min · 2026.06.17
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The brand naming process, step by step

Most guides hand you the same loop, generate a long list and pick the one you like. Here is the full naming process, and the three steps that loop leaves out.

10 min · 2026.06.17